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Theory explaining that sexual selection in Homo Sapiens is determined by the male’s sexual performance i.e. his ability to provide strong orgasm to females, which is mostly determined by penis size, shape, stiffness, endurance, etc . One of the main explanations for the fact that xenophobic circles are mainly populated by men with small penises and sexually frustrated women.
Milf #1: I’m sick of Derek’s racist slur. I just blocked him from my list. I can’t believe such an educated being xenophobic.
Milf #2: I’m sick of his fucktard mentality too, but you know, I kind a feel pity for the guy too. I guess it all comes down to dick.
Milf #1: what do you mean having pity for such a biggot?
Milf #2: Well you know, back in college he and I dated for a while and... Well I cheated on him with the first bick black dick I could find. And I know it wasn’t the first time this happened to him... And from what I understand it wasn’t the last time either.
an insanely good fnaf song made by the living tombstone, not some fucking weird things on your mind
Fatbear: Join us for a Bite or This comes from Inside!
When your laughing so hard, so no sound comes out and you just sit there laughing like a retarded seal
Laughing...but no sound comes out
When you come out of the storage room, you come out to 10 people at once (a.k.a super coming out)
I think it's time, I'm coming out of the storage room
When you come out of the storage room, you come out to 10 people at once (a.k.a super coming out)
I think it's time, I'm coming out of the storage room.
An expression used when uncertain or surprises.
Sam: Did you know Amy dyed her hair rainbow coloured because she thinks she find an Irish boyfriend?
Emma: Come quat??
Something your father will never do.
Kid: When is father coming back.. I'm tired and sick of eating my cereal with grape juice.
Mom: Never.