When you canβt grow a beard and resort to using minoxidil in order to grow an artificial looking beard that still looks hard and gets better with Time.
β yo bro nice beard π₯β
β thanks bro I used minoxidil β
β Damn nigga π, do you got a Vincent beard πβ
Bearded clam:
A soy boy, white night, male feminist that wears a beard that is immensely disproportionate to his diminished masculinity.
Dude, this 100 lb. guy walked into the cigar shop with skinny jeans, a man bun and a huge beard, what a bearded clam he was!
Summary definintive noun that might be used to describe any person that is newly accquainted but at occasional odds when faced with the various complexities of personal computing, the internet and e-mail. Theoretically the sequence can be amended to suit any individual but should only be restricted to single syllable names for maximum impact. See also ned-dot-kelly..
Has that old fucker mark-dot-beard logged on to his e-mails yet?
I have sent him a verbal twatting that is sure to impress...and his new screensaver will surely cause more irritation than rampant pubic lice.
Sold by a Sexy Trumpet Boi from Portsmouth west Schools.
I Bought some brass chops beard oil to help my beard
A guy's unshaved, bearded face.
Go shave your bearded egg now you espère d'inculte
Tyler: βYo Dan I just finished my new anime season.β Dan: βYo Tyler quit being suck a fucking beard on dude!β