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Vincent Beard

When you can’t grow a beard and resort to using minoxidil in order to grow an artificial looking beard that still looks hard and gets better with Time.

β€œ yo bro nice beard πŸ”₯”

β€œ thanks bro I used minoxidil β€œ

β€œ Damn nigga πŸ’€, do you got a Vincent beard πŸ˜‚β€

by Moosebrah September 24, 2022


Bearded Clam

Vagina

She has a killer bearded clam.

by Freaky Frankie May 5, 2021


Bearded clam

Bearded clam:
A soy boy, white night, male feminist that wears a beard that is immensely disproportionate to his diminished masculinity.

Dude, this 100 lb. guy walked into the cigar shop with skinny jeans, a man bun and a huge beard, what a bearded clam he was!

by thinkinman February 18, 2020


mark-dot-beard

Summary definintive noun that might be used to describe any person that is newly accquainted but at occasional odds when faced with the various complexities of personal computing, the internet and e-mail. Theoretically the sequence can be amended to suit any individual but should only be restricted to single syllable names for maximum impact. See also ned-dot-kelly..

Has that old fucker mark-dot-beard logged on to his e-mails yet?

I have sent him a verbal twatting that is sure to impress...and his new screensaver will surely cause more irritation than rampant pubic lice.

by The Poison Dwarf August 4, 2010


brass chops beard oil

Sold by a Sexy Trumpet Boi from Portsmouth west Schools.

I Bought some brass chops beard oil to help my beard

by Pillsbarrythiccman45 April 30, 2018


Bearded egg

A guy's unshaved, bearded face.

Go shave your bearded egg now you espère d'inculte

by Sexydimma June 16, 2021


Beard On

Basically means a weirdo

Tyler: β€œYo Dan I just finished my new anime season.” Dan: β€œYo Tyler quit being suck a fucking beard on dude!”

by Xesman69 June 3, 2020