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When a man is taking part in a threesome or orgy and proceeds to cum first on the thot.
Man1: Oh boy I'm going to cum
Man 2: No way bro. I will milk in first
What is that? I don't know what that is... Like a prime directive?...... I'm not a cyborg.
Hym "First Principle: I am better than everyone! Without exception! Second Principle: Children are abominations! Murder them all! Third Principle: Don't talk about fight club... Don't... Uh... Don't do it... Ever... Fourth Principle: I don't know... I don't have one. There's only 3... THE 3 PRINCIPLES OF QUASI-PANDEIST GNOSTICISM! (Don't ask about the fourth one)."
Players will find the most optimal way to play the game and that is all they will do
"So you just going to play the same strategy over and over again to win? Thats just Warowl's First Law of Game Design"
The elf that finishes first during their Christmas day orgy.
Christmas day in the one day of the year off for elves, after all the presents have been made. But, they have nothing to do, no TV, so they have a nice Christmas orgy. The lack of sex during the year affects all the elves, making some blow too early. The elf that blows first is The Christmas First.
Related: The Christmas Bitch
Robin finished first during the elf Christmas orgy, so he sat in the corner on his phone. He was The Christmas First.
The first day a girl is on her period she collects her blood and uses it as a face mask for the natural benefits
“Madison what is on your face”
“Just my first bleed”
Anyone and everyone who sits in the first class section of a plane. These entitled pricks aren't pleased enough with the mere amazing fact they're flying in a tube 6 miles above the earth. No, that's not good enough for them. They need free booze, hot towels and food.
These entitled pricks aren't pleased enough with the mere amazing fact they're flying in a tube 6 miles above the earth. No, that's not good enough for them. They need free booze, hot towels and food. And God forbid you try to use their restroom. What a bunch of first classholes!
this law states that all fighting is push to the same sex to protect the way of life of all humansapians /humanoids races throughout the entire universe and earth . because opposite sex needs to mate and have babies to continue life on earth for every next generation there after. and same sex genders can't have babies or sex together. so those people who really love to fight...keep it to the same sex because you provoke so many people to fighting for you so it don't end all life on every world and piss off ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL who created it all and make all his precious work to go to waste and make an everlasting divine punishment that won't ever cease.
the first law of the circle of life must always be upheld regardless of your feelings being superior to the opposite sex. it's not a rivalry it's a team. i have spoken this judgement, if you do not uphold it and abide it. don't cry to my or my FATHER GOD to fix things that you can't ever fix and always will regret.