A psychological disease that subsists in Norwegian-Americans, or in dense teenagers.
This disease causes individuals to become completely ignorant and oblivious to certain situations or surroundings that they eventually lead to unexplanatory, out-of-pocket, and extremely comical outcomes that should generally be fatal.
As a host of the Bjørn disease, one is always subjected to a get-out-of-heaven-free card.
Barquavius: Ah, I see you have gotten an ATV stuck in a 56 foot tall tree, a trombone clogging the chimney, and your legs are covered in dried cement and sawdust. How'd you manage that?
Bjørn: dunno.
Barquavius: Must've been your Bjørn disease acting up again.
David: What a Bjørn disease moment.
Attraction to women with bent wigs or crooked lace-fronts.
Damn that wig sitting up but she still fine. I think I got Kyah disease.
It's like blue waffle...but diarrhea.
After my night out in Seoul I caught a bad case of Lahnguinean Indigo Disease.
songs disease-when you hear a song for the first time and you don't like it and after a while you hear it again and you fall madly in love with it thinking 'why the fuck i didn' t like this in the first place the first time'
eg: I don't like Lana del Rey's song but after a while I find again and it hits me with its deepness, and this is a song disease
The cancer lama lord himself has mild aids and runs a youtube channel on the side of his school and busy (retarded) life
Its ya boi diseased camel back at it again for a dumb youtube video
the definition of nightcore disease is someone that used to listen to music normally but then they discovered nightcore and now complain when they listen to same song but not in nightcore
Brooklyn has a Nightcore disease
French humourous slang used to depict a nice, ethereal, hyped state of being. Usually happens when you're close to a Chuy enlightened person, yet not a real disease.
You'll absolutly love to catch it!
Cool person 1 : Man, I think I got the Chuy disease, I feel so refreshed!
Cool person 2 : Aww bro, I'm so happy for you! So sad it's not contagious.
Cool person 1 : Wait, the Chuy is right here, enjoy it!