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voice command for searching Lady Gaga on the internet.
Guy 1: I cant find any thing about this ugly bitch before she was famous.
Guy 2: Google Gaga.
what 12 year old's do for every different site...
"CREATE GOOGLE ACCOUNT!? THIS IS THE THIRD ONE IN THE SPAN OF 10 MINUTES."
When Google steals your intelectual work over their services because they plan to pay you in next life.
- Probably in next life I will be a human again because I have helped so many people through Google Docs Karma.
- There is no such a thing, you die you re gone
I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”.
I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”, I googled it for who knows why and ended up with really disturbing Richard Wellington pictures, now I can't take off my mind the sole image of those google search results. I want to dive myself in bleach with my eyes wide open so I can never see those again. This would’ve been a great day to go blind, fuck google images. I want to die.
I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”.
I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”, I googled it for who knows why and ended up with really disturbing Richard Wellington pictures, now I can't take off my mind the sole image of those google search results. I want to dive myself in bleach with my eyes wide open so I can never see those again. This would’ve been a great day to go blind, fuck google images. I want to die.
the way that the gay men say goodnight.
Person 1: good night
Gay man: google note
A person who invests a lot of money in Google products and services (no matter if they are good or bad, compared to other ecosystems) just because they are Made by Google.
- Andy bought the new Google Pixel, a Google Nest Hub and 3 Google Nest Audio for his home
- Yeah, he's such a Google slut