Dr Google

When you use google to diagnose yourself because you just don’t know what you’re suffering from and you’re afraid your doctor will brush it off like it’s nothing. Obviously not a good idea because you’ll get diagnosed with Cancer, Tumours, Multiple Sclerosis, and CTE (The very thing that Chris Benoit had).

Person: Dude, I searched up my symptoms and google told me I have CTE!!!
Other person: Ah, I see you visited Dr Google. And no, you dont have CTE.

Green Google

short answer: rule34.xxx
long answer: rule34.xxx

X: I found the source of that image on Green Google
Y: oh god no...

Had me googling stuff

When something is so absurd you just have to look it up for yourself.

Did you hear about the COVID strikes? That *ish had me googling stuff.

Search Google or type in a URL

click that's nice

Search Google or type in a URL

google me fresh

That’s cool

Did you get a bike google me fresh

Google-Fu

The only type of martial arts a nerd can get a blackbelt in. These masters have a godlike ability to find any information at the drop of a hat. This is also the first digital martial art ever made making it the digital equivalent to Grappling the oldest known martial art (3000 bc), not Kalaripayattu (2000 bc)

Boy: Check out my google-fu
Friend: Sweet show me some moves
Boy: Okay come to my computer real quick

[Personal Google]

That person you ALWAYS go to for answers.

Person 1: Hey what is 3.14 again?
Person 2: Do I look like your Personal Google?