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The most amazing boyfriend ever!!!!!! Lovable, sweet, and especially HOT!!!!! Pleasures you so well, you will be soaking wet!!!
"Hey, isn't that your man Hayes Johnson?", Person 1
"Hell yeah!!!", Person 2
"Then go get him!!!!", Person 1
The best boyfriend to ever have in history! Blonde, sweet, cuddly, and absolutely HOT!!!!!!! Pleasures you so well you will be soaking wet, you will love this guy.
"Hey Jordyn, isn't that your man, Hayes Johnson?", Person #
"Hell yeah!!!", Jordyn
A chad johnson: A profoundly nice cock. To have a chad johnson means to have some serious shmeat.
That Obama, while he ruined America he really did have quite the chad johnson.
An adult toy that is phallic in nature. It boasts two heads for maximum pleasure with one or two people. May also be used as a draft stopper under a door.
That stapler is the Don Johnson (The) of staplers. It does it from both ends.
The thing that happens after sex on the beach.
That was fun, but now look at my Sandy Johnson.
Johnson Davidson is a simple Amish man. He loves his sisters (a bit too much) and would do anything for them. As an Amish man, Johnson Davidson loves building barns
Have you see that Amish man Johnson Davidson?
Doing strange or foolish things in real life in order to dilute search terms for something you want to bury online.
Boris Johnson was out there frosty johnsoning again -- talking about how he likes to paint red buses. It's even more blatant than that Warner Brothers announcing a fake live-action Frosty the Snowman movie to distract from workplace harassment allegations.