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A dog, small in size, that could easily be struck with one's foot to be projected a short, or even long distance.
Guy 1: My Grandmother, because she's old, bought a new kick-able pooch.
Guy 2: What kind of dog is it?
Guy 1: It's a chihuahua
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An arbitrary scale defining the kick-assery of a person or group. The scale ranges from "- 100" to "+ 100."
He is a + 1 on the scale of kick-assery.
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some say getting kicked in the balls is not as bad as child birth. Well guess what it is scientifically proven the the pain of child birth is 57 del units of pain and getting kicked in the balls is fucking 9000 del units. so the answer is getting kicked in the balls is more painful. it is like giving birth 160 times and broking all of you bones at the same time. so short answer is FUCKING HURTS.
"hey did you hear that hunter got kicked in the balls"
" oh shit i feel bad for him and I wouldn't want to be him"
"getting kicked in the balls must suck"
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to make the sound of a large angry drunk kicking a chair by letting one rip
hey did you hear that?
hear what?
i just farted
shit i thought it was that drunk chick just kickin the chair
no man i just kicked the chair
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To hang out with a group of friends at someone’s house or apartment and get krunked. Usually quite late and with disregard to anything of importance one may have to do later or the next day.
1. Mike: What's going on tonight?
John: Just gonna bust a kick it over here. Why don't you swing by?
2. Sorry I’m late, we were busting a kick it over John’s place till the sun came up and I could barley get my ass out of bed this afternoon.
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it doesn’t actually hurt that much. it’s just something us guys made up and exaggerated to gain attention and invalidate other people’s pain.
“getting kicked in the balls is the most over-exaggerated experience since the dawn of time”
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Un undeserved "promotion" given to a mediocre manager for the sole purpose of removing them from an important position. Often involves getting moved to a new or largely inconsequential role with little responsibility. Commonly given to well-connected white men who cannot be fired without some sort of consequence.
Boss: We want you to take over for Chad as regional sales director. We are moving him up to serve as Senior Director of Product Awareness.
Employee: Great! But what is that position. Will I still report to Chad?
Boss: Hell no. He's getting kicked upstairs so we can give you the role. I'm not even sure what he will be doing. We kind of made it up so he would stop fucking up important things. But we can't just fire the senator's nephew.
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