A Sampi Male is a Male who thinks he's cool by submitting a definition for Sampi Male, strives to be unpredictable by being predictable and thinks he's the best by being the most miserable person in the world.
Larry is such a Sampi Male, he submitted a self-referential definition for Sampi Male that was never approved.
A style of soft rock originating in the mid 90s that usually consists of lyrical themes are drawn from a put on “soft guy/lonely” persona, and consists of dudes in their late 20s with skinny jeans and long hair singing about how a woman betrayed them, how they got cucked by another dude, or how lonely they are in the world. It also contains the same 4-5 chords on guitar and a single beat on drums throughout the entire song. The typical fan of this genre can be expected to be a guy who likes to act like he cares about social issues, and worships women because he’s so starved of pussy that he must sacrifice everything that makes him a man. Examples of beta male rock bands are: Gin Blossoms, The Goo Goo Dolls, Counting Crows, Oasis, Matchbox Twenty, and Lifehouse.
I:”Bro, I heard John in his room blasting Goo Goo Dolls again, how does he listen to that shit?”
U: “Because he’s a beta male who listens to beta male rock.”
Lucifer from Hazbin Hotel
Me: "Lucifer is such a Male Wife"
Friend: "I agree."
man who acts like wife and is the submissive one in the relationship, along side used with #girlboss
Bill: Do you have a wife?
Jack: No bruv I've got myself a MALE wife,
A sweet loving talented amazing man who deserves the world and more.
Person A : My boyfriend byron is such a male wife i love him!
Person B : You’re so lucky! slay!
A super attractive guy around 6'1 who has huge biceps and mega long dong. Females feel deeply attracted to him becuase of his amazing personality and his unmatched perspacity.
Person 1: Im so horny for Bostyns huge biceps and charming personality
Person 2: I might just queef all over his unmatched perspacasity
Person 3: He is such Bostyn male
A tone of voice observable in males in academia—librarians, professors, administrators, etc—that instantly makes you realize that he belongs in academia. The voice is nasally yet melodic and this isn’t just my professor/librarian kink talking.
Hayden totally has male in academia voice