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Beats me Off

Answer to a question that you have no idea how to answer.

A-How did that pine cone basket get there?
B-Beats me off.

by hotstuff babee April 1, 2008

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muay thai beat

Giving your girl a good shag.

I gave her that muay thai beat cuz.

by Antonnn April 17, 2017


Beat up that ham

Male-female vaginal intercourse.

Iโ€™m too tired to type after sex โ€˜cuz I just beat up that ham.

by Best Gayest Dad December 31, 2018


Beating the old boy's

The term is a slang used in New Zealand which describes one whom stimulates one's or own genitals with hand. The old boys refers to the hand beating the testicles while stimulating the penis.

Playing Solo: Braxton's brother Ronald told me that he walked into Braxton's room and he was beating the Beating the old boy's

Playing friends: Hey Ragsag you want to go somewhere private to beat the old boy's

by D_strikes September 18, 2017


Beating My Bone

To knock on the sternum of one's chest.

"My mom walked in on me beating my bone"

by Mick Nuts February 16, 2019


beating my shit

when u are bored so u go and beat your meat. also called masturbating or cumming.

me: *goes on a porn site (pornhub, xvideos, rule34, e621, etc.) and finds some good stuff ๐Ÿ˜ˆ*
me: IM BEATING MY SHIT ๐Ÿ˜ซ

by drizzyglizzy October 2, 2023


beating out a log

masturbating while pooping

We could hear the porn playing on his computer while he was in the bathroom beating out a log

by champ-erbator August 24, 2010