the camp one

He who is rather camp in his ways.

He who wears shite shoes. The word shite would suggest the shoes are not very good.

He who resembles basil Brush, haha.

'Haha, the camp one. BOOM BOOM.'

'The camp one. Well, he is rather camp isn't he?'

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The One Show

Something that is unproductive, ineffective and a complete waste of time.

I fear this activity is becoming a bit like the One Show: utterly fucking pointless.

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The Big One

What one bites when one dies.

That dude is totally dead, he bit the big one.

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one of those

a phrase describing someone who is attributing behaviour normally seen in one of those

uhhhuhhhhhooookaaaayyyyyy one of those huh?

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Property of Ones

A very important and benefitial rule for drinking beverages of a beer related nature devised by the great and wise Strong Bad.
It stands for the fact that a cold one's quality degrades with a rise in temperature, thus making it less of a cold one, and no longer drinkable.

IMPORTANT NOTES:
- This rule does not apply in countries where room temperature ones are enjoyed.
- Under the right circumstances, a cool one, can be quite refreshing also.

"A One That Isn't Cold Is Scarcely A One At All" - Strong Bad

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one in the pipe

The act of farting and producing a noxious odour, due to needing the bathroom immanently - there is one in your 'pipe'.

Dave let rip and his drinking buddies guffawed and covered their noses.

"One in the pipe, old son?" Inquired Pete with a wink.

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Hole in one

Some men, hereto referred to as fags, choose to place gauged earrings in their ears until their lobes hang down to their genitalia. Fags have jerk parties where they play fun circle jerk games. These fags will sit in even groups, usually four fags is ideal. They sit across from one another and try to ejaculate into the gauged ear of the fag sitting across from them. If they make it in the hole on the first stroke round it's a hole in one! Some variations include handicaps for larger and smaller gauges.

Joe: Hey...Carl, so nice to see you.
Carl: what's up man? Hey, do you see those fags over there with the gauged earrings?
Joe: yea man, what the hell? I bet they scored a hole in one or two last night.

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