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When a man inserts an anal plug deep into his rectum and proceeds to binge-eat cheap chinese take out whilst washing it down with molten margarine. After 3-5 days of maintaining this diet, the man will enter a clothing dryer and have a friend turn it on the highest setting. Once the dryer is cycling, the man on the inside will remove the plug and release a rancid fountain of shit.
"Bro last week I helped Jason with the Nepalese Crock-pot and his dryer almost broke!"
Not what you think but instead highly astounding
Crock pots just have yet to build factual claims in rebuke of an evidencial stance supporting a philosophical model made from reasoning with causation factors limiting the scope of the argument as non circular.
When you gape a womans ass and put multiple types of drugs in her ass and stir it with your cock.
Yo, that hoe let me crock pot her last night!
Two 2l a acid bath with titanium dioxide and a electrostatic ball opened up to weld diamonds trademarks by Kaelen Cody William Granger
I've got the world in my crock pot
Crock Pot weed; the type of weed that takes a second to hit. You get crockpot high from smoking it.
Like a crockpot slow cooking some baby back ribs it, takes a long time to start cooking.
Person 1: "Yo, im not really feeling it."
Person 2: "That's that crock pot weed, give it a second to cook."
*Ten Minutes Later*
Person 1: "Yo I'm friieedddd"
A jack pot is a large fishbowl in the middle of a circle jerk used to ejaculate in. Also known as a bukake receptacle.
"Man Greg you hit the Jack Pot! Good shot!"
Da "motherlode" of weed-plants dat da hill-climbing male teenager located and shared wif Jill, causing said vagina-equipped hiking-companion to disregard biological common sense and agree to "do something" wif her fellow climber of small mountains, and then become a "little mother" as a result.
In da modern-day parody on da super-famous Mother Goose rhyme, Jill may indeed have felt like she'd "hit da Jack-pot" when her "neck and giblets"-possessing walking-chum showed her da patch of Mary Jane dat he'd been cultivating, but she sure-as-shootin' didn't feel so lucky a short while after said horny stud had inserted one of said located-between-his-legs implements into her love-tunnel, when her abdomen started to swell!