An extreme reluctance to doing something.
Man, Sundays are depressing. I'd rather shower at Penn State then go to work tomorrow.
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A band of heroic legendary police officers sworn to protect the universities and colleges of the New York's SUNY system.
Challenged by the quarells of protecting millions of staff, faculty, and students.
Dedicated to justice. Enforcing the law and protecting life liberty and property.
Also they have bad ass hats and uniforms.
They are trained by police academies recognized by the new york state department of criminal justice services.
They seek to one day have all the departments at different SUNY schools to become centralized; thus, so they will be more organized, run more efficiently, and better be able to protect and serve the people of NYS.
There are approximately 40 of them at stony brook university. about 3 to 6 usualy work per 8.25 hour tour. At stony brook they are responsible for the safety of over 40,000 people during the day. That includes faculty, staff, students, the University Hospital patients, and all other people who have business there.
God bless them. Every one of them.
Note: Sometimes refered to as NYSUP or UPD, or by the specific department like SUPD (StonyBrook University Police department).
Those New York State University Police cops are pretty fucking hot. I wonder if i can seduce one to have my babies. I wonder if he'll tie me and and let me ride him all night.
The New York State University Police saved my life when i got drunk and passed out in the snow over winter.
The New York State University Police caught the guy who assaulted me and stole my wallet.
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A movement that seeks to make all the states west of the Mississippi river an independent nation because of all the bad laws and policies of the US.
John is in the western states session movement.
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an illegal act that an incoming penn state football player must go through in order to earn a roster spot. these acts include, but are not limited to, using and/or selling drugs, raping some drunk female, assaulting a female, dui, and so on. failure to commit an illegal act such as these ultimately results in that football player being thrown off the team.
penn state football is notorious for having the most unruly, misbehaved players. obviously they are not required to commit an illegal act to be on the team but because 93% of them have been arrested i just came up with the conclusion that
all the football players have to go through some sort of initiation.
guy 1: oh my god! isn't that our star freshman quarterback? why is he raping
that nun on top of a cop car with a bottle of bacardi in one hand and a crack
pipe in the other hand?
guy 2: hmm, must be his penn state football player initiation.
guy 1: oh ya, that's right. let's go sit on lawn chairs in front of JoePa's house and masturbate.
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Its when u summon jake from state farm
My boyfriend trying to save me: like a good neighbor state farm is there!"
Me: Wtf bro?!
Jake comes
me: whhhaaaaatttttt
Prison
โnoun 1. a building for the confinement of persons held while awaiting trial, persons sentenced after conviction, etc.
2. state prison.
3. any place of confinement or involuntary restraint.
โAs a result of the Extended Unauthorized Holiday in KISD, Billy was treated to a long stay at the SFMA.โ
"Martha Stewart was well rested after her visit to the State funded, minimalist spa (SFMA)"
Deficating in a sock and masterbating into it. Afterward the biggest douch on the jail block is selected and blanket partied. This sends the clear message that everyone is tired of their shit. Best paired with the Tallahassee gas mask to maximize the message of community disdain.
The cell block served Big John with a state penatentury hot pocket supreme last night because he was a major douche bag. Using a shit and cum filled sock big john was served a state penatentury hot pocket supreme while he was sleeping.