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The act of sucking and fucking a transgirl at the same time.
He was trying to get her attention, so he gave her the Mreasydeck surprise.
The act of sucking and fucking a transwoman or femboy at the same time.
I gave my girlfriend the Mreasydeck surprise and she loved it.
A heady surprise is the act of being woken from a dead sleep to find a towel on you and a creep jerking off on you, and telling you to go back to sleep he will be finished soon.
Hey Paul poor Mike didnt get any sleep last night he was awoken to a Heady surprise.
The uncommon sexual act where the male claims he is about to ejaculate upon ones' face, but instead slams them in the face with their sturdy, hard schlong with enough force to leave a bruise.
"At a unanimous vote of 11-4, I hereby find you guilty of 1st degree murder of a young girl caused by blunt force trauma, as a result of this, so called, 'Sledge Hammer surprise'."
Considered a euphemism for a brief or elongated stabbing or shanking, perpetrated by one person on another.
Ever been to Penn Station? I got a Giles Surprise in the bathroom and then they walked off with my wallet.
A Rose Surprise is when you pluck a fully grown rose up from the ground and shove it up someone's ass while they're asleep.
Amy:Mark gave me the Rose Surprise last night. I'm still plucking pedals out my ass.
When someone kisses a person who appears to be a woman in a skirt but soon realized it was a man in a kilt
“Yeah dude I totally got a Scottish Surprise from that blond over there”