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Rusty French Horn

It's a take-off of the rusty trombone, where you 'toss the salad', but instead of the handjob, you insert your fingers like you're playing a french horn.

"Yeah, I played her like a rusty french horn!"

by T-Bone, $chmu, 'Pep', B-Love, and Nipples April 12, 2007

10πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


French Eskimo Kiss

The act of completely engulfing your partners nose with your mouth, then licking her nasal cavity.

I gave my girl a French Eskimo kiss, i didn't get sex for a week after that, but it was worth it.

by Radical Ed2 August 5, 2011

16πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


french fry faggot

French fry faggot: a slang term used to to make fun of a skinny queer.

The French fry faggot was caught making love to his boyfriend.

by Fluffy900 February 9, 2018

9πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


French Hot Dog

A penis between two large breasts, especially while she is wearing a French-maid or medieval wench outfit.

"She had her French Maid's outfit on and I had my tube-steak between her huge boobs. It was a real French Hot Dog!! I left her covered in Mayonaise!'"

by JBPhoto October 23, 2009

23πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


French Salute

The act of overcoming an opponent in a fight, there after peeing into his mouth...

I do the French salute every time I win a fight.

The french salute is just as bad as a Hungarian salute.

by Boxer595 January 11, 2012

2πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Pull off a French

To self-destruct.
To cause one's self disgrace and shame.
To screw up big time because of arrogance.
To waste all effort with just one stupid mistake.

Context:
During World Cup 2010, they embarrassed themselves on the field with their disappointing showing (0-0 vs Uruguay, 0-2 vs Mexico and 1-2 vs South Africa), four years after they the world the enduring image of their star player head-butting an Italian in the 2006 final causing their defeat.

The team also refused to train after one of their players was sent home for insulting their coach after their game against Mexico. Even France president Nicolas Sarkozy waded into the controversy, blasting the squad’s attitude in a public tirade and sending his sports minister to South Africa to confront the players. Their elimination was almost expected.

It's enough they were bashed on that they didn’t deserve to be in the tournament in the first place, but for a proud football nation like France and for a squad featuring players from super clubs (like Barcelona, Manchester United, Chelsea and Arsenal) to be dumped out in such fashion from one of the tournament’s easiest groups (in front of the world) is an unspeakable humiliation.

He had everything going on for him. He had a beautiful girl, a good job waiting for him after college and a great future ahead. But he "pulled off a French"!

You are very talented and lucky. Just don't "pull off a French"!

by rudra007 June 23, 2010

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Warm French Baguette

To void one's bowels on someone else in a sexual manner.

French Guy: Would you like to sample a warm French baguette?
Bonnie: Oooh...
French Guy: My intention is to void myself on you.
Bonnie: Ohh, I'd almost forgotten what it's like to be romanced.
-Family Guy, May 15, 2011

by Kraptacular May 19, 2011

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