Head-butting

When you have sex with a pregnant female. The term comes from the fictitious contact between the head of the erect penis and that of the infant.

"How was your night with prego Sally last night?"

"Let's just say we did some serious head-butting!"

"Niceeeeee"

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Butting Heads

Having a conflict with someone else.

I keep butting heads with my business partner because he doesn't think we should paint the conference room and I do.

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Butting heads

Butting heads happens when a pregnant female and a male with an extremely large cock are engaging in sexual intercourse. As the male begins to vigorously thrust his large cock into the pregnant females vagina, and gets deeper and deeper, eventually the head of his dick will begin butting against the head of the unborn fetus, which is commonly known as butting heads.

Jameson: Hey Gary, I heard you were banging that pregnant hooker last night.
Gary: Yeah, I did. And I’m pretty sure that baby and I were butting heads most of the time. I probably gave it a concussion.

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Butting Heads

When you want to give your bro a high five or handshake, but he has Coronavirus, so you knock dicks together instead.

Bro 1: I went to high five my bro on his successful penis enlargement surgery the other day, but he had Coronavirus.
Bro 2: What did you do?
Bro 1: We decided butting heads would be safer.

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