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Home and masturbate
Dustin: Dude I went ham on my dick.
Alex: Dude why you had to beat it up that much?!
Dustin: No like ham as in I went home and masturbated!
Alex: ...you’re gay.
Hams: the Arabic name for 'whisper'. The name might as well be the synonym for sarcasm. Hams is a girl with potential. highly observant and doesn't like most people. A Strong independent woman, who is usually model material and has an eye for fashion. Coffee addict. Just don't talk to her in the morning, whisper to her. Usually has an Immaculate taste in music and books and occasionally takes good photos. Don't Argue with someone who has this name, you will LOSE.
"Why is she moody this morning"
"Her name is Hams, you don't speak to her in the morning, her only language is coffee at this time"
A slang term for cat, specifically one who is thicc and chonky.
Person 1: look at that thicc ass ham
Person 2: thats a cat?
Person 1: nah thats a HAM.
To choke at the vital moment. The opposite of clutch.
"he got that girl, but he hammed it in the end"
ham is pork that has been preserved through salting, smoking, or wet curing. It was traditionally made only from the hind leg of swine, and referred to that specific cut of pork.
A slapof ham is nice on a sandwich.
Please put a slap of ham on my samwitch.