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1. The act of screwing over a friend by throwing your genatalia in the air while he is talking to a girl.
2. The only way lonely men can get women to look at them.
3. When a group of ninjas karate chop your ass in half with chopsticks, a bag of rocks, and a dull ice cream scoop.
1. WHY DID YOU JUST NINJA STRIKE ME????!!!
2. That must of been a lonely bastard if he ninja stricked around Becca.
3. Detective: How'd he die?
Cop: He got ninja stricked...
Detective: Holy Shit..
The act of sneaking food so that no one notices you.
Jason: At Michaels party I was a fiesta ninja because i was on a diet and i wanted no one to notice me take all those burritos.
Example 2: At night when my parents are sleeping i have to be a fiesta ninja or they catch me taking the twinkies!
To take more than half a roll of T.P. and cram it with a plunger and then take a crap in the bowl, and giving it a single flush to lodge the T.P. and poo, in the Toilet, then when finished wipe your ass with the T.P the entire roll and leave it on the floor and to take the Plunger with you so they can't unclog the toilet. they will flush and flush but to no progress. simply leave with their plunger knowing your king of the lowest move at a party ever and on the housekeepers most wanted list.
hey lets go no one's gonna be able to be near that room i just took a Ninja Dump in there here quick hide the plunger.
A phrase, thought, or an action that causes an individual to lose their train of thought.
I am sorry that I’m late, but every time I tried to walk out the door a ninja bunny would get me.
A term relating to hackers and scammers who are getting better at covering their tracks or fooling the public into falling for their tricks.
If you think the most common cyber scam still involves deposed Nigerian royalty eliciting your help to extract fortunes from African banks, your time machine has stalled. Cyber ninjas have become far more creative, sophisticated and inscrutable.
Ninja noise is the electrically induced noise as a result of a ninja uncertainty quantum probability state of a room. Lighted rooms tend to have less ninjas than a dark room.
Ninja noise is an electrically induced noise due to the statistical presence of ninjas.
A lighted living room of around 30m^2 has an average estimated amount of 20 ninja's. Dark rooms approach quantum levels that make it impossible to estimate the amount of ninja's mathematically. Because of the statistical backgrounds, one can never tell if ninjas are there. Only the probability due to the quantum ninja wave function. According to the principle of Heisenberg, the position of the ninja and the speed can never be determined at the same time.
Someone over the age of 40 that is on the same level as pro athletes. Conditioning, strength, physical appearance makes this person a force to be reckoned with. Normally associated with a shirtless nun-chuck wielding barefoot running marathon man.
Look at that Ninja Tarzan! the man with the white beard in track shorts, no shirt and is charging through the snow barefoot!