More basic than a two piece jigsaw puzzle

A way of describing the most basic looking guys/girls.

Yo Phil that bitch is more basic than a two piece jigsaw puzzle.

I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !

A way of telling your boss, work superiors, police or officials to "go fuck themselves !" without getting into trouble or sacked.

EXAMPLE 1
Health and safety employee - "Do you have a permit to work in this area?"
Worker - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"
(basic translation-"No i don't so fuckoff")

EXAMPLE 2

Police man - "have you got your drivers licence?"
Driver - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"

EXAMPLE 3
Man in street 1 - "Excuse me sir, have you got the right time on you please?"
Man in street 2 - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"

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NO YOU GOD DAMNED LITTLE PIECE OF PUNK ASS SHIT

NO YOU GOD DAMN LITTLE PIECE OF PUNK ASS SHIT, I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO. THAT'S FUCKIN UNACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR. I DONT CARE WHAT YOU DO. IF YOU EVER TOUCH THAT KID AGAIN, IM GONNA PULL OUT A GOD DAMN SHOTGUN, AND BLOW OUT YOUR DAMN HEAD OFF. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? YOU LIL WORTHLESS PIECE OF CRAP

no you god damned little piece of punk ass shit. no. No.

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break me off a piece of that kit kat bar

what is yelled after seeing an attractive african american and feel the need to comment.

*shirtless male african american walks by*

"Daaaaaammmmnnn Break me off a piece of that kit kat bar!"

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the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear

A memorable line said by Peter Gibbons in Office Space. Used as a sarcastic rejoinder to overblown Nazi comparisons, especially comparisons to yellow stars.

"Vaccine passports are literally yellow stars"
"You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear"

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assbitch licking cocksucking assbackwards piece of fucking ballpoking asscunt

a real piece of shit

Person 1: "Man, Peter is such an assbitch licking cocksucking assbackwards piece of fucking ballpoking asscunt.
Person 2: "Amen"

I'm a piece-of-shit "editor" who clicks Dont Publish

I'm a typical "editor" of Urban dictionary. Weeks ago, I added a word that is now quite poular. So to keep the word popular and my ego fresh, I became an editor and click on nothing but the DONT PUBLISH BUTTON. I'm sooo awesome.

I'm a piece-of-shit "editor" who clicks Dont Publish for many reasons:

1. Because I'm a little kid who thinks it's funny.

2. My word got published, but I'm afraid there might be a cooler one coming up.

3. I have no life.

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