lick the weed

When you and your friends are trying to load another bowl, but someone you are with drops some of it and you are already too stoned to pick it, so whoever spilt it must then lap up all of the fallen off of the counter top or whatever surface it may have landed upon; meanwhile everyone else must chant "LICK-THE-WEED!" in unison until all the weed has been licked.

Oh shit... Jerry Garcia is trapped in my head, hey... you dumped some weed on that countertop.... LICK THE WEED...LICK THE WEED...LICK THE WEED

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weed scale

This is the scale used for rating people on their weediness.

The order is as follows:-
-Thiefy
-Stickman
-Manny
-Old Man Wrinkles
-Hoody
-Towely
-Weedy Keen Tights

(Thiefy - Weedy Keen Tights = Machoist - weediest)

Machoness is basically the opposite of weediness

Weedy Keen Tights: Robin Hood is the best person ever!

A macho: Shut up weed, this is why you're at the bottom of the weed scale.

Weedy Keen Tights: OK, wow I like your leather jacket

A macho: I hate your tights

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weed puller

A hand tool for pulling weeds from the soil, such as in gardens and lawns. Many such tools have long handles and different mechanisms for grasping the roots of weeds and lifting the roots with the entire plant from the soil.

Maria has a sore back, so she borrowed a weed puller tool from Xochitl to twist out the large mallow weeds that Roundup can't kill.

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fag weed

A faggot who smokes weed!!!!!!!!!!!

George bush ids a fag weed!!!

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tumble weed

When your weed rolls off a surface and on to the floor or sofa.

"TUMBLE WEED!!!" followed by collecting of fallen weed

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weed whacked

Smoking marijuana to the point where it is not fun/entertaining/pleasant anymore.

Man, I weed whacked myself last night and had a headache until I woke up and popped a Tylenol.

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Weed , Booze , and Tattoos

A Movement created by New Jersey based rapper , Sativa. The movement promotes a fun lifestyle. Consisting of things like not giving a fuck , smoke weed , drinking alcohol , and having/supporting tattoos.

Sativa: WBT (Weed , Booze , and Tattoos) .... A Crew , A Movement , A Lifestyle

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