N-E-W-P-O-R-T

Never Eat Wet Pussy Or Rotten Titis

man 1 :Look nicca im to go get some from this gurl iight

man 2 : newport jut remember that nigga

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`=1-203948576q\w]e[rptoyiu'a;sldkfjghz/x.c,vmbn

You are bored with life and trying to find interesting definitions of a combination of letters in the urban dictionary. You alternated every key on the keyboard from left to right.

Guy 1: Hey, weren't you supposed to be studying for the exam?

Guy 2: `=1-203948576q\werptoyiu'a;sldkfjghz/x.c,vmbn
Guy 1: Ahhhh.

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`=1-203948576\q]w[eprotiyu'a;sldkfjgh/z.x,cmvnb~+!_@)#($*%&^Q|W}E{RPTOYIUA"S:DLFKGJHZ?X>C<VMBN

If you type this, you have 3 seconds until you die of boredom

you know what? im gonna type `=1-203948576\qweprotiyu'a;sldkfjgh/z.x,cmvnb~+!_@)#($*%&^Q|W}E{RPTOYIUA"S:DLFKGJHZ?X>C<VMBN oh crap i died of boredom

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~+@_#)$(%*^&Q|W}E{RPTOYIUA"S:DLFKGJHZ?X>C<VMBN

you really need something better to do with your life

~+@_#)$(%*^&Q|W}E{RPTOYIUA"S:DLFKGJHZ?X>C<VMBN is the ultimate form of boredom

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B-W-I-T-Z-I-C-A-N

a man that is white. no. a man that is black. no. a man that is mexican. no. ITS ALL THREE!!

that man is a B-W-I-T-Z-I-C-A-N

w h o o p s

so bad you know you fucked up

*drops there custom made 'shoot the fucking DJ' green day mug and breaks it*
maRIE; w h o o p s i shot the fucker down

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y gmuh9ex-8y,8h23úç-,c0 ,m89-wnxmdyded9-w

What you say when you're V E R Y shocked.

Person 1: ''Look! I changed my face.''

Person 2: ''y gmuh9ex-8y,8h23úç-,c0 ,m89-wnxmdyded9-w!!''