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1. A lower abdominal region so bloated from overeating or poor eating as to be distended, round, hard, or otherwise resembling the abdominal region of a woman in the later stages of pregnancy.
2. An episode of defecation preceded by a particularly heinous cramping and/or gas experience wherein one's intestines feel as though they have been stretched beyond capacity, one's colonic and/or anal region may or may not experience tearing, and sweating is likely to occur. Panting, groaning, screeching or crying out may occur, and a period of rest is generally required afterward, the length of which being dependent on such factors as (a) size of food baby in weight and length, (b) duration of labor, and (c) general fitness prior to delivery.
1. "Mom, do you still have your maternity pants in the attic? I at so much turkey this Thanksgiving that I think I'll be expecting a food baby at some point between this evening and tomorrow morning."
2. "Someone put an extra roll of Scott and a bottle of ice chips in the bathroom. John just went into labor and his food baby is ready to join the world."
A baby troll is an Internet troll who is young, isn't very good at trolling (which is an art form perfected by few) and is easy to turn his trolling back on him and wind him up something chronic.
Aah, bless, baby troll, everyone knows Snape kills Dumbledore.
A member a family of bitchy idiots, who have been known to suck on the teet of life.
Dickie doesn't know anything, and whines all the time, he is a "tit baby." His brother Nick is also a "tit baby."
A little penis that's way too tiny to please a girl! The guy is usually a sissy and will never, EVER get laid in his lifetime!
Kevin has such a little baby dick, he'll never get laid. He'll just have to jack off his tiny little baby dick for the rest of his life.
The phomonen of having anal sex with a woman, cumming, and then have the seamen leak from her anus and into her vagina causing her to become pregant and have a baby.
1) You are an anal baby.
2) I thought I had a bastard son, turns out he is an anal baby.
Sperm donator that willing conceive the baby and is no where to be found when its time for parenting. Part-time parent.
My ex, T is my baby daddy.... Damn loser!
Word to describe your lover,wife girl freind, fuck buddy, or partner that has a pronounced ass, large ass, curvey girl ect. Thus the phrase cakes , she gotta have cakes to be baby cakes.😉
Look how good my baby cakes looks over there.