A religion centered around a floating green bacon. Members of the religion are called baconators, and they believe in a floating green bacon god as well as a sea monster god named hot Fred.
a Cheeto with bacon rapped around them.
Joe: Ey man you got that bacon rapped cheeto other known as a bacon cheeto??
Bob: HELL YA MAN!!!!!!!!!!
A slang term for the male version of masturbation, whereas "shakin'" refers to the motion of the hand gesture and "bacon" represents the penis, or whoopie stick.
Hey man, do you want to come over tonight and watch The Notebook with me?
Nah, I'll be too busy shakin' da bacon.
The process of which a man gathers all of his nail clippings from the last 12 years and mixing it with straight black tar, creating a dough. It is then slow roasted under nikocado avocado’s Roll #37 section 12 B until a crisp, golden brown. Topped with steaming jizz extracted from an orangutan, served hot and crunchy.
daddy john is always good on twitter search bbc on the internet
bacon is good on Wednesdays
Putting the "bacon" into the "jar" ;)
Last night Tim gave me a bacon jar!!
Where a person is laying on somewhere (more specifically a couch or bed) like a fat ugly lazy ass pig.
bonus points if you’re baked (high)
1: “did you see caysie? she was totally baconizing!”
2: “yeah, what a fat lazy baconizer”