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A shelf, or part of a shelf, in a supermarket, where reduced goods are displayed.
So called because they are going "cheep cheep"!
Customer Service Assistant: "Madam, you'll find baked beans going cheep for 5c a can, the bird cage"
Customer: "Bird cage?"
CSA: "Because its going cheep cheap!"
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Someone who starts sleeping with another person and then falls for them although they know they are just sex buddies
That girl is such a dodo bird, he told her he just wanted to have fun. She was just a booty call and she caught feelings.
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the hottesttttt girls evr in sueesssicall the muuuusiccall!!!!!!11! u might think you have a lead in a play but when they're on stage all eyes are on THEM . . . . they're usually alot better than the actual LEADS and u leave the thrt wishing they were they had a much bigger part dont be surpriseddd if yourrr upstageddd by this hawtttt chicas
audience member : oh those bird girls should've been getrudeeee or mayzieee! omgggg they were sooo goood
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Someone who acts all friendly but then makes all kinds of excuses when you need a hand with something. Usually after accepting the offer.
Ty:" Hey bud, can you give me a ride to the show Saturday?"
Shit Bird:"Sure, give me a call!"
Later, that weekend,
Ty: "Hey Bud Can you come get me for the show?"
Shit Bird:" Oh, sorry, I'm already here and I've been drinking!"
Ty:"Gee Thanks, Shit Bird!"
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generally a insult to people on computer games. May be used against friends to insult sexuality.
1) (call of duty 4 chat)
"Hey guys i'm bored"
"No you're a bird"
"Go Fuck yourself i'm a boy!"
"yeah you say that now"
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When you receive a blowjob but you are not the slightest bit aroused. Your flacid and lifeless penis looks like a worm that a young birdling is pecking at.
That landcow of a girl was so nasty she was doing the baby bird until I threw her out.
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A soft or otherwise flaccid penis
I pulled out my bird and just couldn't get hard. I had a flappy bird
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