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Someone who starts sleeping with another person and then falls for them although they know they are just sex buddies
That girl is such a dodo bird, he told her he just wanted to have fun. She was just a booty call and she caught feelings.
the hottesttttt girls evr in sueesssicall the muuuusiccall!!!!!!11! u might think you have a lead in a play but when they're on stage all eyes are on THEM . . . . they're usually alot better than the actual LEADS and u leave the thrt wishing they were they had a much bigger part dont be surpriseddd if yourrr upstageddd by this hawtttt chicas
audience member : oh those bird girls should've been getrudeeee or mayzieee! omgggg they were sooo goood
Someone who acts all friendly but then makes all kinds of excuses when you need a hand with something. Usually after accepting the offer.
Ty:" Hey bud, can you give me a ride to the show Saturday?"
Shit Bird:"Sure, give me a call!"
Later, that weekend,
Ty: "Hey Bud Can you come get me for the show?"
Shit Bird:" Oh, sorry, I'm already here and I've been drinking!"
Ty:"Gee Thanks, Shit Bird!"
generally a insult to people on computer games. May be used against friends to insult sexuality.
1) (call of duty 4 chat)
"Hey guys i'm bored"
"No you're a bird"
"Go Fuck yourself i'm a boy!"
"yeah you say that now"
When you receive a blowjob but you are not the slightest bit aroused. Your flacid and lifeless penis looks like a worm that a young birdling is pecking at.
That landcow of a girl was so nasty she was doing the baby bird until I threw her out.
A soft or otherwise flaccid penis
I pulled out my bird and just couldn't get hard. I had a flappy bird
n. An automobile that is going fast enough to "flush out" police and allows another automobile to drive over the speed limit without being ticketed.
Synonamous with cop cleaner.
It is ok to go 65 in a school zone, your bird dog is going 70.