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Noun. What you call a woman after a man busts a nut on her face and immediately throws a handful of red and green sprinkles at her thus sticking to the semen icing.
Luckily the baking decorations were nearby so right when I shot a rope from her forehead to her chin I was able to turn the bitch into a Sprinkled Christmas Cookie.
on january 24 its 1 monthe since christmas eve
today is christmas's eves anniversary
It's a new alternative to No Nut November. No Carey Christmas. A challenge of how long one can go in the Christmas season without hearing Mariah Carey's "All I want for Christmas is you!"
I lost No Carey Christmas at the mall last week.
A sausage received on Christmas Eve or Christmas day.
That Christmas sausage could last for several days.
When you snort a fat line of mandanzzle (referring to the car journey en route home on Christmas day, accompanied by Mandy)
When you drive through the snow it disappears (Like your nose whiffing the magic)
MANDY=MD-MA
Person 1: You got Mandy
Person 2: No i have to go pick her up and take her home for Christmas, fancy joining me?
Other example: Person 1 : You want Mandy
Person 2: yes please, lets take her home for Christmas
Person 1: what you up too mate
Person2: taking mandy home for christmas
Sugar, candy and presents fuel this rage of greed. Christmas crazy usually starts from the time one wakes up on Christmas morning and begins opening their stockings and eating candy but symptoms have been known to manifest in some subjects all year round. Known symptoms are; apathy, greed, selfishness and hyperactivity. Not subject to only human victims.
Hey, why is your cat acting psycho and climbing up through the middle of you Christmas tree?
I don't know, he must be Christmas crazy.
The insanity, irrationality and general madness that sets in shortly after Thanksgiving and does not break until after New Year's Day. Very prevalent in women and can be passed from generation to generation.
Thankfully Christmas is over. I thought I would have to have my wife committed.
Yeah, she's Christmas Crazy, just like her mother.