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Shearer's coffee is offered to shearer's during the annual shearing on a sheep farm by the farmer/ farmers wife.
AKA International Roast. The cheapest, nastiest brew served alongside Billy tea. No-one ever actually consumed it so it lasts forever.
Sheep farmer: 'The shearer's are coming next week.'
Sheep farmer's wife: 'I'm pretty sure there's still plenty of shearer's coffee in the woolshed from when your mother used to live here 20 years ago'
"how do Hosea have so much energy"
"mormon coffee"
It’s the new Netflix and chill, imax and climax, etc in the time of coronavirus pandemic.
Person to attractive quarantine candidate: coffee, kiss, and quarantine?
Candidate: thanks, but id rather go shopping for disinfectant wipes with you unless you have a fever.
28 STAB WOUNDS. YOU DIDN'T WANNA LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, HUH? DID YOU FEEL ANGER? HATE? I KNOW YOU KILLED HIM, WHY WON'T YOU SAY IT? JUST SAY "I KILLED HIM" IS IT THAT HARD TO SAY? JUST SAY YOU KILLED HIM, JUST SAY IT!!
Ah yes: My 28th cup of coffee today, now to put this definition on a coffee mug
when men gather around in a circle and start masturbating around a mug with coffee in and cum in it and last one to ejaculate has to drink it
hey boys lets play jizz coffee.
When jumping in a lake or a cold river in the morning to wake yourself up as american indians had no coffee per say
Dude im wasted, in need some indian coffee this morning
The melee that ensues while everyone is trying to access the coffee and personalize their cup to their liking. Also when the grounds end up in the pot or coffee overflows onto the counter. or the disgust one feels the the pot is empty and they did not get a cup.
Mega coffee drama this morning, we were out of creamer and I had to wait for the second pot.