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A steamy, greased turd in the shape of a dragon.
Andrew: Good Lord! I just birthed a damn fudge dragon!!
Dan: Oh Snap man! It must breathe fire cause it smells like death in here!
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A term used for calming down one's significant other if they are acting irrational, casting allegations or generally nagging to no end about anything
Sorry that I'm late fellas. I was home slaying the dragon as my girl saw Samantha's Facebook post on my wall earlier today!
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n. The action of driving a vehicle while high on heroin.
I was riding the dragon for a record time last week! 30 seconds.
I rode the dragon right through my own garage door yesterday.
Hey! Ya want to go ride a dragon with me? We don't even need our own, we can just borrow someone else's for a bit.
Listen to this! Before I begin let me just say this guy's my idol. So apparently a few years back a man got his pilot's license so he could officially fly planes! One day he decided to truly "Ride the Dragon" and flew a plane, high on heroin, and after about 14 seconds of flight landed safely on the highway, only to be crushed by an 18 wheeler truck. Interestingly enough, it turns out the truck was carrying a whopping 130 kilos of heroin, which was quickly confiscated by the police.
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fucked up feet that look like they've been kickin' a bag of flour around
Yo dragon feet are scratchin' up my leg, heffa!!!
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black male's large dick. must be at least 7 & 1/2 inches
Double D showed his black dragon at show and tell and the teacher was impressed.
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the lowest species on the evolutionary chain, this squater will often sit around, smoke your butts, and jerk his gerkin at least 7 times a day. keep away from small children. Steals meat right off of your plate at an all you can eat buffet, ouji-boo
Hey kids look at the boto dragon, keep your hands in your pockets.
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A guy who constantly sleeps with "dragons" which is another way of saying fat chicks
Guy1: Bro did you seriously bang that twenty eight year old dragon last night, she easily must have been two hundred fifty pounds.
Guy2: As a dragon slayer it is my duty to keep these dragons away from the castle and in the dungeon (my bedroom)
Guy1: But why so often, that was your fifth dragon this week?
Guy2: Well you know what they say, every knight must slay a few dragons before he finds his princess
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