If your name is Dylan you have a fat ass cock and balls. Your throbbing penis is so fucking fat bitches line up to get a lick
Dylan your so hot can I lick your throbbing penis?
An annoying shit disturber who will relentlessly bother their family to get a rise out of them, and behaves perfectly normal around their friends and passerby.
Person 1: My cousin is a total Dylan when they visit during the holidays.
Person 2: Really? I would have never guessed!
dylan is a cool, nice guy. but when you start to get to know him he is SUPER weird. he probably simps for 1 girl and thats probably a girl that everyone loves. (but u never know) he is also pretty dumb and can act really "freaky at times. His crushs name PROBABLY starts with D but it might be different for you :")
"Theres Dylan!"
"OH god no...."
Really sweet, but probably has anger issues. This guy has many talents but doesn't realise how cool they are.
Dylan is a basic white guy that would help out his close friends. Whenever it comes to his friends or someone he lives he’ll protect them over anything. Although if you betray them they’ll take it the wrong way and take it in worse. Dylan will always make anything a big deal. He’s very possessive. If he doesn’t get what he wants, he’ll get really frustrated. But he will and can match your energy. Dylan is not dry. If he ever is then he doesn’t like you.
Someone: HEY DYLAN
Dylan: HEYYY
Dylan is the greatest person EVER!! he will be extremely nice to anyone in his life but with girls he likes he is the most nicest person you would of ever meet he may be silly alot but hes the most funniest person you'll ever meet if you were to give him a chance I promise you he would try his absolute hardest to make your life the greatest it ever could he may be mean to some people but hes a absolute sweat heart and he will ALWAYS!! stick up for you no matter what he will never betray you if you give him a chance trust me you wont regret it I PROMISE!!!!!
Dylan