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Pesto ears

Someone who doesn’t own a shower and can’t afford hot water and soap. No head and shoulders in sight. Ears filled with pesto, recipe down below. Drinking addiction L, ant infested ears, around 109 undiscovered species in one ear. Camera quality looks like tv static. Samsung supreme, pesto perfectionist, head and shoulders hierarchy, hygiene Hunter, shower segregator, yellow teeth tantaliser, minecraft machine

When you dropping the pesto ears recipe, it’s in my ears mate
Shower? NOOOOOOO!

by Earsfilledwithpesto April 27, 2022


ear glitter

songs that are SO satisfying to the ears that it feels like glitter is being injected into your veins

person 1 - “girl listen to insert song name”
person 2 - “this is such ear glitter”

by sillystupidgirl47 April 22, 2025


gooey ear fumble

The act of a man ejaculating into an elderly persons ear, then slapping them softly across the side of the face, making a point to touch said ear, with a tuna fish and letting out a random sexually explicit battle cry involving an animal of preference.

Martin gooey ear fumbled Margery and screamed "BYGODIFUCKEDAWALRUS!"

by RippedA January 04, 2014


Ear Hustle

To listen without your knowledge. To leave a window open to hear everyone's personal information.

She had ear hustle all day long.

by Ghost72 January 07, 2023


Let-ear

In the case of a popular person with many snakes amongst them it is good to sit back with some music and let-ear.

Releasing pressure from the communications regions of the psychy

Snakey "John! Go for it, she's old enough!" SnakeU "Her parents wouldn't be supportive!" Jill "If you don't Let-ear, she's going to be hearing from you after the hearing in a letter"

by We'rethyP-ness; January 13, 2024


dick for ears

When someone has poor taste in music

"She was listening to country, she has dick for ears"

by highonjizz March 10, 2016


Turkish Ear Tickle

Two people that both put their penis inside of one persons opposite ears. They then ejaculate and go to the opposite ear and slurp out the ejaculatory fluids. These people then spit the fluids into both nostrils of the person the Turkish Ear Tickle is being done too.

Wow, that Turkish Ear Tickle was wild last night.” Jeff said.

by TheFreakyDictionary June 04, 2024