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saitama x genos.
when a very bald strongman punches his fist up a robots asshole vigorously till they both cum in each others faces
egg x toaster is cracking the egg and letting its juices going into the toasters orifices. the one true ship.
Its very Fucking gay.
When a man attends Easter Sunday mass, (most often against his will by force of family, significant other etc.) he will quickly become incredibly disinterested and will look elsewhere to pass the time. It is at this moment that he realizes all the female parishioners dressing in their " Easter Sunday best" (i.e. dressing as promiscuously as possible despite the irony of attending church). It is important to note that this is one of the first times all year where the temperature permits the wearing of scantily clad clothing. After this phenomenon has been noted by the male, he will then begin to seek out the best looking women among the parish whom are dressed slutty as fuck, and begin to daydream about fucking the shit out of them. It is by this, and only this process, that the man is able to maintain his sanity during the mass. In some cases, the male might even take mental images for his spank bank.
Mike 1: Easter's coming up man, my lady's gonna make me go to church. Shit.
Mike 2: At least you have the easter egg cunt to look forward to!
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To hurt/ injure one's testicles.
Sister: I kicked Mark from your P.E. class in the dick!
Brother: You know nothing, you didn't kicked him in the dick, you scambled his eggs!
Sister: Eggs?
Brother: His nuts! The two balls guys have between their legs!
Guy 1: Ohh! He just made some scrambled eggs on that rail!
Guy 2: To scramble one's eggs, he must first have eggs. He prolly has cashews for nuts because anyone would be howling after railing his nuts.
Guy 1:i bet he won't try to skate anytime soon.
When you magnify eggs to make the sex better
My dick won’t fit in the small pussy so I use the egg magnifying glass
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The process of rolling into a blanket to prevent detection of one's self pleasuring.
Ian almost got caught fapping, but he performed the egg roll maneuver to save his skin.
A well thought out plan on how to steel a single raw egg and then spike it in the toilet causing the toilet to explode and or eggsplode.
hey Doug I’m bored let’s find a way to get that raw egg past daddio so we can start The great egg heist
Conditioning one's ball sack by repeatedly enduring either self-inflicted or assisted blows to them.
A technique practiced by Shaolin monks in Shaolin Kung Fu that also goes by the names 'Groin Skill' or 'Gold Armour'.
Andrew: Tyler what are you doing to your coin purse?!
Tyler: It's called the Iron Egg Skill dear Andy, I'm going to have the balls of a god!
Andrew: How often do you get kicked in the nuts?