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Forfeit Fortnite February

No Fortnite February except it's fully alliterative.

Forfeit Fortnite February is scientifically predicted to increase the average IQ of the world by 15 points.

by Arrhythmia December 30, 2019


February 26nd

February 26nd is National Skip School Day. If you don't skip school on this day you have to tell you teacher word by word "Mother, I am terribly sorry for what I've done." and keep her confused for the rest of the day. It doesn't hurt anyone it's just funny so do it. Skip school this day or get embarrassed. Skip school this day = get one of your wishes granted. Go to school = get embarrassed.

Boy 1: Hey umm do you know what day it is?
Boy 2: Yeah it's February 26nd.
Boy 1: And your still going to school?
Boy2: Oh shi-

by 🌻sunflower🌻 February 26, 2021


February 18th

people born on this day believe in aliens and plan how to sneak into area 51.

Yooo, you were born on February 18th?? Tell me everything you know about UFos !!!!!

by jacklynfrost October 16, 2019


February 18th

National throw a friend named Sandra down the stairs before her classmate Henning gets to her

Friend 1: Have you seen Sandra?
Friend 2: No, yesterday was february 18th

by Lenhazie February 18, 2020


February 18th

Boys can't say no

Go ask James for his phone he can't say no for February 18th

by Usvdiegeb February 17, 2022


February 18th

national walk off a cliff day. A day of just pure death.

person#1:ima go kms
person#2: WHAT WHY?!
person#1: it's February 18th national walk off a cliff day!
person#2: oh yeah lemme join you!

by December 10, 2021


February 18th

Sorry to say it but if you are born on February 18th you are selfish and horrible to be around. These people only care about themselves and always expect to get what they want when they want it. I'm sorry but someone had to say it.

Girl 1: Wow he is so self centered.
Girl 2: He must be born on February 18th

by R.Kelly.Is.Innocent September 11, 2020