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The sickest hat u have ever seen. it makes white snow turn orange. dan once put a hat that smelled like shit on top of it.
Dan sucks
Holy shit get a new fucking hat dan
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The absolute 100% accurate observation that anyone wearing a hat, any head covering by definition, while operating a motor vehicle is a horrible driver and is within moments of doing some stupid, dangerous, inconsiderate or a combination of.... Within moments.
A hat within this definition is literally any head covering, from caps to wigs to turbans, yalmulkas, tupees, hoodie, literally anything.
This rule was first observed by Nemat B who passed it to his daughter who passed it on to me as a teenager. C. 1987
That jerk just cut me off without signaling... Oh they are wearing a hat. The hat rule! Figures
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An Awesome Song To Play At Mardi Gras and Also To Dance To! dun nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh dun na na na na na na na na na dun na na na na na na na na na dun na na na na na na na na!
Jeff: Awesome Song Whats it called?
*Smacks Upside the Head*
Jose: Idiot It's The Mexican Hat Dance!
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The use of one's cotton candy wrapped in a similar fashion to that of a hat around the head of a penis. Once put into place, this hat is sucked off until every last sugar droplet has been consumed.
Dude, she topped off our night with the Russian Top Hat!
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The Pink Falafel Hat is a sexual maneuver in which your girlfriend takes a raging dump on your head, followed closely by the insertion of your entire cranium (crap included) into her vagina. Vertically.
I knew that she was into scat, but to my surprise, she totally BEGGED me to give her a Pink Falafel Hat!
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A white chicks big ass that can sit on your face also called any Ass-hat or Cunt-cap is when a girls cunt is then placed on the males head like a hat.
1) Mark your mother is a real big ass-hat...
2) Man did you see that white girls Cunt-Cap it was sooo tight and wet god damn.
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