The state of arousal from the discussion, growth, touching or appearance of a beard or beards.
Did you check out Steve's facial hair lately? Handsome as fuck.
Yeah man, I got a total beard-on.
When you eat pussy with a beard and the pussy juice gets all in your beard. It smells so good the next day you smell your beard to jerk off.
Patrick was bearding off this morning
1. A beard so covered in taco juice that all the beard owner can smell is taco.
2. A beard that belongs to a man who just went down on a girl's bearded taco
After eating a super juicy taco, Brendan pulled his mask over his face and said "All I can smell is taco, I've got Taco Beard!"
Mitchell Burton, a classical piece of shit prankster who is consistently a cunt.
Chris: Do you know Mitchell Burton?
Adam: Yeah hes a bearded fuckwit.
When someone is new to the internet, roughly from 1 second to 3 years, for them to learn the ropes and how the internet works. After 3 years on the internet, a Brown beard would become a Grey Beard.
..It's usually your grandparents who would fit in this bracket
"We got ourselves a new Brown Beard!"
When a woman cums so hard from oral sex she shits on the males face causing him to look like he has a brown beard.
I was eating her out when she brown bearded me.
An agreement made between 2 or more men with slick beards to fight the beardless (Chakka)
Haroon entered in a beard agreement with abdullah as both of them had sick beard.