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Taking a dump immediately after taking a shower.
Like getting your car cleaned, and immediately having a Jersey City bum throw a bag of shit on your car as you leave. Also, if a flock of birds drop shits on your car after it was washed.
After a nice long hot shower, I was livid when my stomach started rumbling and I knew I was about to have to take a Jersey City Carwash.
When one sucks the cum out of another and spits it onto their face.
You gave Jon a New Jersey Whiteout? I feel bad for you.
A term you use when you find out New Jersey’s population has 600,000 jews
Jew Jersey…
1. When you get onto the highway and immediately shift across all lanes of traffic in one full motion.
2. When you shift lanes underneath a light.
Paul: Hold on, I’m going for a Jersey Shift.
Cali: That’s the only way to drive.
A driver from New Jersey, often seen in Philadelphia and surrounding suburbs, that insists on driving very poorly, and often very slowly. These drivers can frequently be found impeding traffic flow in the city.
A car is traveling down a city street at 10 miles an hour.
Driver behind them: “Get these Jersey Farmers off of the streets!”
v. A bowel movement completed while visiting a toilet away from home.
The shine on Tad’s new apartment wore off quickly once Jerry white jerseyed upon their return from Taco Bell. His bathroom still reeked the next day.