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When you eat out a chick with a hairy dick
I thought it was a chick but she had a dick. I'll lick her broom anyways though.
A phrase used by MAGA trolls confessing their sexual desire to have their taint cleaned by their own mother, orally.
Joe never wiped his butt because he hoped his mom would lick the basement.
A homeless person performing cunnilingus on a prostitute.
He knew she got around but he was still ready to lick the doorknob.
Licking a tree and expecting syrup is a saying that means putting in a very little amount of work and effort but expecting the fruit of your labour to be much greater than.
"I listened to my girlfriend talk about her day, so now she'll have to let me do anal."
"You are licking a tree and expecting syrup, man."
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When you are wiping your ass on the toilet and the toilet paper dips in the water then touches your ass
I was on the shitter and i got a posiden's lick and was so cold!
Licking another ones ass that you just met on tinder
Met a girl last night and tinder licked her