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When a painter decides he’s too lazy to go to the washroom, so he poops on a newly painted floor and paints over it.
Man: I think I saw that man painting over poop.
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(Noun) A large collection of degrees, certificates and awards on one's office or cubicle wall that are placed the in a pathetic attempt to cover a glaring lack of professional competency or adequacy.
Wally from Dilbert cube probably has every degree since high school, certificates from every seminar and Webinar he ever attended/watched - all in an attempt to "comb-over" the fact that he doesn't really know or do anything productive.
Have you seen Wally's cube? What an Intellectual Comb-Over! He even had his Presidential Certificate of Fitness from High School!
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A funny, politely abrupt way to get off the phone with some one who talks too much and too long especially about nothing of significance
Gotta go Mom. I'm Getting Pulled Over
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A large angry cow tearing ass across a grassy field. The cow usually has a target in mind. They can get angry.
"Damn, that milk machine is tearing ass across that field."
"Yeah it's really beefin' over turf"
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A saying that means that getting pussy has the top priority over anything else.
The guys asked if I would choose sex over then and I said "pussy over all".
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The best PRUMC team in the history of PRUMC. Jeff oser will never start on this team because he is Tu Hoang over.
Tu Hoang Over is the best basketball team ever.
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shortened version of arse over nipples
male version of saying arse over tits... when someone falls over spectacularly
it was snowing so much i went arse over nips in the street :s
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