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It simply does not exist, it is a lie made by the government, if we never had it, it doesn't exist
Timmy: I had sex with your mom last night, loser
Average Redditor: That doesn't exist lol
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When a man and women want to have fun... ;)
James just got home after a long day at work. His room mate was there to greet him. She had on a black laced bra and a candy thong. She was also holding handcuffs and a gag. "Welcome home Daddy." she said sexily. He wasted no time. he threw off his work jacket as she led him to her bedroom . She removed his shirt and pants to reveal his 9 and 1/2 inch boner. He took off her bra and sucked on her nipples. He then bit threw the thong and removed it with his teeth and saw her wet pussy. "Fuck me James." Chloe said. He thrust his dick into her pussy. "HARDER DADDY!!!!" Chloe screamed. "HARDER!!!!" He went deeper and started to cum. Chloe moaned in delight. "My turn." said Chloe and rode him like a horse. Chloe then started to suck his dick, biting on each testical. She then gave him a hand job. Chloe licked the cum coming out of his dick. He then licked her clift and she moaned . They fucked until morning and continued for the rest of the next day.
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Some naked bullshit involving the peepee
Bob:"bruh i had sex"
jeff:"the fuck is that"?
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Congrats you just searched up sex on urban dictionary. What do you have to say for yourself?
I had sex with your mom and dad last night
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Sex is when a male and a female or a female and female or a male and a male fuck. Eg.
Mona: Oooooh yes, Kyle....
Kyle cums in her mouth and Mona drinks it all.
Mona: Can I do it now?
Kyle: Sure, Babe.
Mona puts her pussy on his dick and starts to ride him.
Me: Me and my boyfriend had amazing sex.
Friend: I cant fuck nobody yet...
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doesn't exist
me explaining how sex isn't real
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where a male puts his Dick in the girls /females vaginal area for satisfying feeling & making a connection between Them both !
“Just had sex”, Tee replied “omg is it how was it was his dick big “.
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