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Reformed playstation pirate. Also known as Garfat.
J: "i wonder if The Fat Guy has Destruction Derby 2 yet"
N "yeah Garfat hires new shit to copy every week"
J: "Lets go see the fat cunt then"
N: "yeah, lets see how much lunch is on his tit"
When a man descends from an aircraft of his choosing and lands his erect penis inside a spread-eagle woman/man.
Just spent $2,000 on guy diving lessons to try to fix my marriage. Love is priceless.
We've all heard of the hockey flow and the baseball booty, but what about a runner guy? A runner guy can be one of your bestfriend and one of the weirdest people you will ever meet. A runner guy always wears the shortest shorts possible. And they're proud of it! Clothes? That's optional for a runner guy because they have a great body. Their abs are always on point, but their flow? That's different. Runner guys attempt to look like scrubs all the time. They think it's fun to wear headbands or cut their hair into a Mohawk. Or even grow it out into a so-called "Man bun". A runner guy can be one of best friends you will ever have. If a boy is giving you a problem, don't worry. The runner guy is so fast, he will hunt down any boy that messes with you. They may be a great friend, but they're not afraid to give you a hard time about everything! A runner boy is very sarcasticand honest. They don't care who's around, but they pretty much say exactly what's on their mind, always. Even though they have to run 50+ miles a week they still find time to play Ultimate Frisbee everywhere they go. Now you would think a boy with abs could get a lot of girls? Well you thought wrong. Again they can be very strange people. A runner guy thinks he has a chance with every/any girl, but then he probably has a ponytail and his chances are ruined. Basically, everyone needs a runner guy in their life.
Did you see that Runner Guy's shorts?
verb. to hit on every girl possible
Look at that kid pulling a guy over there.
an indigent man who spends his entire day "working" on his golf game, thus unable to find real work.
Where is Golf Guy? He is on vacation in Paris, working on his golf swing.
An epic slapping together of hands by brofriends. Doesn't involve any other body parts, JUST HANDS! A guy five should hurt the palm of your hand, otherwise you aren't doing it right. Your hand should tingle for hours afterwards.
A guy five is done when something epic has happened, or when the excitement of life and brofriendship gets to be too much. Often coupled with a brohug.
Guy fives should be celebrated in society and performed regularly.
Levi: "OMG I just designed a new rug!"
James: "GUY FIVE!"
*Huge slapping noise reverberates throughout the world*