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Pretending that everything is fine and better than everywhere while the world crumbles around you.
That guy is suffering from Beirut Syndrome, he doesn't realise his life as he knows it is almost over
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It's when someone comes along when you're down, such as after a break-up, and just because they're being nice you fall for him or her.
Jake just dumped me a while back, but this guy Brian has been taking care of me ever since and now I've got the hero syndrome for him.
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(n.) Damsel syndrome is a common affliction amongst women, particularly those who grew up watching Disney movies or reading fairy tales.
Damsel syndrome is thought to be caused by women's desire to be "traditionally" feminine in the interest of attracting a partner, though in serious cases Damsel Syndrome can lead to becoming an annoying, needy, self-victimizing, dumb bitch.
A female with Damsel Syndrome will often play off a partner's willingness to be the "white knight" to her "damsel in distress" by consistently becoming more and more demanding. If denied their way, people with serious cases of DS often resort to emotional manipulation or crying.
Bob: My lady broke a nail while raiding the shopping mall. With my credit card. I gotta go pick her up.
Tom: Just go get the card and leave her there... bitch got damsel syndrome.
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Dawkin's Syndrome or Douche Syndrome is a condition suffered by sanctimonious wannabe scientists, who will moan about how the church/organised religion are disgusting for forcing their views down peoples throats and trying to make us all the same, and think they have the answers, but rather ironically do exactly the same thing with their atheism. They fail to realise that whilst there is a lot of evidence for atheism, it like religion, is just one view, in a world full of a million different views.
The kid who failed science thinks he's actually quite good at it now, because he's an atheist, and not a 'dumbass that believes in God'. He suffers from a case of Dawkin's Syndrome
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The act of missing out on life because your watching LAW & ORDER : SVU, sucking the cheese from COMBO'S and discarding the sucked on pretzel part on the floor..
"Where's Dan? Oh, he's come down a bad case of STEPHANIE SYNDROME."
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A condition where an ugly girl thinks she is America's next top model.
The way that coyote ugly was strutting and posing through the wal-mart, she must have contracted a terminal case of Spears syndrome.
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WHEN YOU ARE REALLY HIGH ON WEED AND YOU START TO HULLCINATE OR HEAR THINGS THAT COME OUT WRONG OR TRIP OUT
EXAMPLE 1: EH BRO YOUR BOY IS HAVING THE BLOWSKI SYNDROM
EXAMPLE 2: YEAH, HE TOOK A BIG HIT SO HE'S GOING TO BE HAVING THE BLOWNSKI SYNDROME
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