A penis which is larger in width than in length, often found on men with the name or Jonathon or jono.
Often these men named jono or Jonathon are named with the word chode after their full names.
E.g jono chode or did you see ‘Jonathon chodey the other night’
A chode is a penis that is wider than it is long.
"hahaha my guy has a chode, so I dumped him"
A person who is so lame aka a chode Dani Ortega
Did you see who dani went on a date with, he was a chode like her .
Someone who is short in stature and overweight; could also apply to ones penis
Eric is such a chode ! He’s short and fat
Eric has a chode. His penis is very girthy and short.
Picture of your dickure
Snapshot of your fat cock
Portrait mode of your rockin chode
Maury the Hormone Monster - 2019
Chode
- A follower or slave
- One who allows themselves to be bossed around and does all the dirty work, but gets nothing in return.
- "That's kinda risky. I'll get my chode to do it."
- "That guy does whatever I say, he's my chode."