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At the end of each school year before you leave for three holy months the bollox teachers give you tests that define your learning for the year
E.g 1:Teacher: “This is all preparation for your leaving/junior cert. The summer tests are very important for your school profile.
E.g. 2:Kid: “ Shite do we have a test today”
Teacher : “Yes we do Paddy I have mean telling you this for the past three weeks.
NO, NO, PLEASE GOD, NO!
You're lucky if you haven't done this, and I'm assuming you haven't considering you've looked it up on here. It's a test in which people (usually students doing this for P.E.) running back and forth between two points 20m apart. Each run must be synchronized with a pre-recorded audio track which plays beeps (hence the name 'beep test') at regular intervals.
PEteach: "Okay guys, time for The Beep test!"
Everyone: "oh no."
A test(link) to see if a lad(link) is truly your lad.
" Lend me a couple of quid for a pint?"
"I hope he passes my lad test and likes my pic"
Some governments claim to be concerned about their populations, but still require mandatory testing before holidays, putting people in close proximity to each other (which goes against their own 6 foot apart distance restrictions), and essentially creates what they would call a superspreader event. People not getting tested are also not in a crowd of people, and a crowd of people with masks on doesn't seem much (if any) safer than people at a distance with no masks on, or even people in a crowd with masks on (the figure scientists have given so far is that masks lower transmission by single digit percentage rates).
Testing sites seem like a good oppurtunity to spread a virus like wildfire, rather than to contain the wildfire.
Going to jump off a high place. Hope that, when you press A on your Xbox or X on your Ps4 controller that a Glider will catch you. Therefore, Saving your life. Sometimes it doesn’t work and therefore... Your deceased. When this adjective is used it’s usually used to say your having a bad day and you no longer want to live
(Glider Redeploys - used in the game Fortnite that catch you when falling off of high places)
Carlo - “I'm listening to XXXTentacion right now, and damn It’s-”
Patryk - “Depressing... yeah.”
Carlo - “Might have to go on my roof so that I can test my Glider Redeploys.”
Patryk - “Bro same here.”
Carlo - “Well, see ya later man”
Patryk - “I’ll be testing my glider redeploys as well mannnnn.”
Implying that someone's position on an issue or activism and volunteering is not because of a genuine held belief or passion around the issue but because they want something else like coochie or validation. People who authenticity test are usually just bad people and accuse others of being fake because they have a hard time living their values without external incentive, so they assume that others are the same way.
This can also take the form of someone saying: you're not gay enough or you're not black enough to have a certain opinion.
Guy 1: You care about period pad scarcity as a man, you're such a male pick me.
Guy 2: I used to live in a third world country - I know people that have died due to lack of menstrual care.
Guy 1: Yeah I bet that line goes hard with women.
Guy 2: You know just because you're a cynical ass that would only care about issues outside of yourself for validation doesn't mean that others are the same way. Your authenticity testing is really fucked and shows that you lack the ability to show anyone love and care if it doesn't lead you to some clout or coochie.
when guys take out their erect penises and lay them on a tailgate to measure who has the bigger penis.
Lastnight Jim, Tony, and I had a tailgate test. Jim ended up having the biggest penis. Tony and I have the same size penis. Hey, atleast we tied for last!