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A saying that means if you commit enough bad actions, eventually those actions will spiral out of your control.
"Remember Sarah, who used to take Adderall in college? She just got arrested for aggravated assault and petty theft."
"Well, if you take enough rides with the devil, eventually he'll drive."
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This is so I can buy a mug for my dad as an inside joke
Bro, you know what would make this better? Some deviled eggs!
Bro...
What you say to all the little 12 year old "sceney emo" losers trying to take over Vans Warped Tour.
Because all they listen to is pussy scermo bands.
12 year old scene kid: OMG and she was like and then he was like...
Regular Warper: Sweet braugh dude! You gonna go tour with the Devil Wears Prada?!?!
12 year old scene kid: Fuck yeah!!
Regular Warper: Haha dumbass loser.
Then the whole place laughs at the dumbass 12 year old scene kid.
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The Super New mini POWER NINTENDO 23DSi™ lite light micro xl dd ll e U BOY VIRTUAL ADVANCE SP pocket PLAYER & KNUCKLEs COLOR CUBE 64 & WATCH ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Series ALSO PLAYS ON 2DS, coming 2024!
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First, attain a post-munted female dwarf of your choice (preferably under 3ft) and ensure that a male stallion horse is nearby. Then, provide the horse with viagra alongside a tranquilising agent through nutritional intake of choice and once erect, thread the penis through the dwarf. Subsequently, insert your penis as far into the dwarf as possible, until in range of the horse’s penis halfway inside of the body. Begin to thrust through banging against the horse’s penis, causing the sound of a drum-like beat, which is amplified through the echo created in the dwarf’s body. Once the rhythm is consistent and steady, gather your friends round to dance to the music.
‘Yo Shareef, you dj’ing at the devil’s dwarf disco tonight?’
‘Na Jaqueef, not today! My dick’s still a bit sore from last week’
The streaks left on the sides of the toilet bowl after an explosive bowel movement, particularly after the first flush.
Them: I’ve already flushed twice and there’s still shit stuck on the toilet
Me: That’s the Devil’s Graffiti, baby. You can’t deface what’s already been defaced.