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To insert light bulbs in and out of your Anus or Vagina
My hidden talent is to Uncle Fester halogen globes
When suck so bad at being a dad, you're demoted to Uncle.
He is so pathetic, that fool couldnt even get to the bus stop on time, i'm demoting him to uncle-daddy.
An uncle that plays daddy to a kid that is not his and not telling the child that the uncle is really the daddy.
Uncle-daddy no, one or the other...
The name your child calls your brother that is having an affair with your wife/baby mother.
Uncle Daddy is way better than daddy. He takes us to the park and isn’t mean!
Defeats any roast may make world implode when spoken.
Only use when roasts get to strong.
Daniel: Your mom gay lol.
Me: Don't make me do it..
Tabby: Your dad lesbian.
Me: I swear..
Ash: Your granny tranny
Me: NIBBA YOUR UNCLE MIKE A DYKE
*world implodes*
When he runs, bumps into the corner of the wall and trips over his own feet, he Uncle Evaned it.
February 29th happens every 4 years, a day for uncles although they aren’t seen as much as fathers and mothers they are still important, uncles day a day all for your favorite uncle.
Boy 1 “Hey man guess what day it is!”
Boy 2 “It’s February 29th yeah it’s special what about it?”
Boy 1 “No man it’s uncles day!”
Boy 2 “Omg you’re right lemme call my uncle”
Boy 1 “Me too!”