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When morning-after pancakes just won't do it.
A waffle with a morning after pill slipped into it, usually served to your partner after a night of crazy sex during which you thought your wore a condom until you found your only one, still unused, in your wallet.
Anxious teenage boy: Dammit, I don't think I wore a condom and she doesn't like pancakes!
Anxious teenage boy's besticle: Don't sweat it bro, just make morning-after waffles!
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Whilst a unknowing friend is asleep, you bat them in the face with a tennis racket. Immediately afterwards, you pour maple syrup all over their face, making the appearance of a swollen waffle.
We sneaked in last night and gave John an awful waffle he won't forget.
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Multiple gentlemen gather around a waffle (cooked). Then proceed to tug their toys. Last one to squirt on the waffle has to eat the waffle. It will be soggy at that time.
Hey guys! Want to play a round of the soggy waffle game at the adult party?
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Waffle face is the pinnacle of unatractiveness. Waffle face far exceeds butt ugly, and is ugliness at its ugliest. Ugly in ways that defy logic or explanation.
Waffle Face makes broccolli face seem attractive. Waffle Face looks like she got hit in the face with a waffle iron. She is so ugly I can not look at her. Waffle Face has a face that even a mother could not love.
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When one, can occur with diarrhea, fecal matters into a Belgian waffle maker. It is then heated until waffle-ized. It is then fed to the victim of choice. Enjoy.
Harry: Oh man, Tod. I can't wait to give Jim that Belgian Mud Waffle I made earlier. He is sooo going to pay for giving my cat a Beef Stew.
Tod: This is going to be epic.
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Someone who eats crippled pussy
Brad: Damn, Nicole's pussy smells like rotten fish...
Bryan: That's what happens when you become a Blue Waffle Eater!
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Dirty Waffle tossing is the act of tossing Waffles at someone sexually and at the same time eating them. Requires both dirty waffle tossers to be nude {other Ways to enjoy dirty waffle tossing is to Be high while initiating the act of "Dirty waffle tossing" also Lesbians are allowed to dirty waffle toss but "Gay men" Are not allowed to due to the Need of breasts to squirt syrup on.
Lady 1: Hey Brian want to go Dirty Waffle tossing at your house!
Brian: Sure i would love to after i clean up all syrup on the floor from last time
lady 1: Okay well ll just wait here Cleaning my c*** of all this sticy syrup
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