Al Roker weed

Stuff that'll get you so high that everyone's face start to look like Al Roker.

Man, I was on some Al Roker weed last night. It totally messed me up, you gotta try it!

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Barack Obama Weed

A strong smelling dark strain of marijuana
that gives you a quick high, but then robs you and your country of Trillions of $ before you know what happened.
infowars.com
read
listen
WAKE UP !!!

Wow i smoked some Barack Obama Weed last night and now im broke and my country has gone to hell.... WTF?

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No weed left behind!!

You know no child left behind yea fuck that all bud will be smoked tf u doing leaving weed behind dumbass smh- E.L

Pothead1: You ready too go.
Pothead2: Bro u gonna just leave the weed u dropped rolling?
Pothead1: nah imma dust it off.
Pothead2: you ungrateful bitch! NO WEED LEFT BEHIND!!

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Pass the weed bitch

I don't like to pass the gas

She said pass the weed bitch i don't like to pass the gas blowing bubble blowing Zaza she got big ol titties i said goo goo goo ga ga monkey ass nigga uu u aa

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Cat hair weed

Cat hair weed is marijuana that is found on the floor of your friends room that is covered in cat hair, it is weed lost from the table by small mistakes when either rolling a joint, blunt or when packing a bowl to smoke. This weed is considered free and is readily smoked with no hard feelings from it owner. Also it is often packed into unsuspecting smokes bowls so that everyone can laugh at them for not knowing. Similar to a nature bowl

You find weed on the carpet that is covered in cat hair or other debris, that is cat hair weed

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Black People Weed

Weed typically sold in quantity over quality that varies in quality every time you buy, it is typically sold by a black person or wigger like persons

"Bro this shit smells like straight black people weed"

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White Boy Weed

A phrase used to describe extremly dank weed because white people are the only race anal enough to notice the difference.

Person 1: Yo dawg ya'll got any more of dat' white boy weed we we're smoking the other day?

Person 2: No bro, that bitch bob smoked all of that in his vape

Person 1: We gotta get more of that cracker bud

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