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When you're hanging out virtually with the boys and you just have to crank one out.
I was playing Warzone with the fellas and I realized I needed to ejaculate. I did a quick Wet Bradley in the first circle to make sure I was ready for the rest of the game.
An extremely moist fart.
*farts* “oh boy, that sounded like a wet Barney.”
Someone who is being a ‘wet crisp’ has no substance, they are pathetic and lame, lifeless and without form. They may also ruin other people’s fun, much like a wet blanket
Guy 1: hey you wanna go to that party tonight?
Guy 2: nah I’m not feeling up to it, I’m gonna stay in and play games
Guy 2: dude, stop being a wet crisp
A niche sex act in which a man, ejaculates into his hand and then slaps his partner across the face.
Man: Here comes the payload… WET WALTER!
When you are just about to lose your virginity, but your mom comes home. So you rather just finger the girl and cry
Both her pussy and your eyes are wet.
Hey dude, didnt you meet that girl yesterday?
Yeah man, it all went to shit...
How so? Didn't you say that you were going to fuck her?
Yeah man, i only got the double wet.
When on vacation with a friend and he starts acting like a bitch so you piss in his suitcase.
Christian was being a bitch so we wet karled his suitcase
An erotic term for a wet vagina.
Last night Chloe had such a wet quaint.