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National be a dumb shit with your homies day. Normally you and the homies will hang out and go somewhere and do dumb shit. Afterwards, you will all get horny in a separate room and “use the bathroom.” Then you will send a dick pick to the cutest girl you can find that you know personally on social media.
Girl: Hey boo, April 28th was the best, I saw you’re huge dick and you’re gonna have to wait for tonight!
Guy: *Wakes up to parents screaming cause that hot girl you sent a dick pick to showed her mom and is now calling angry*
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On this day a boy named Daniel (Dani) should ask out a girl that he likes
Good luck asking that girl that you like out on April 2nd
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April 5th was the day Kurt Cobain was killed by a hitman paid for by his wife, Jewess Courtney Love.
"April 5th, wsn't that the Kurt Cobain was murdered?"
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Individual who loves the month of April.
A 14 April.
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Started by a group of 6 men on TikTok, many people claimed that it was "national r@pe day and that it was legal to assault anyone without punishment.
person 1-hey did you hear about "April 24th"?
person 2-yeah, people were calling it national r@pe day.
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BITCH if your born on April 2 your a major BITCH
Person 1: she’s not very nice
Person 2: yeah she was born on April 2
Person 1: oh that’s why
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an expression meaning you got ur first period
girl: omfg april fools im a women now!
me: if ur reading this and believing it then this was a good prank
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