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red ass

(n) Game played by elementary school children. A tennis ball is thrown against a brick wall.
Anyone is free to catch it. If the person attempting to catch the ball bobbles it, they must run to touch
the wall before being pelted with the ball by another player.
If they are unsuccessful in reaching the wall, the player must stand, facing the wall, whilst each of the other
contestants throws the ball at his rear end.

The game of Red ass was banned from our elementary school.

by keyshaw May 18, 2004

318๐Ÿ‘ 100๐Ÿ‘Ž


ass play

Stimulating someones anus with any of the following: finger, mouth, toe, fist, hamster, cell phone (set to vibrate), ext.

Common act between homosexuals

Mentioned in Eminem's single "Fack"

The kind of shit Lil Wayne and Birdman do after concerts

"I intentionally get bad cases of hemorrhoids to get ass play with the Doc."

by smallzilla January 12, 2011

176๐Ÿ‘ 52๐Ÿ‘Ž


ass captain

The male who is responsible for inviting along female companions when a group of males decide to go out. The Ass Captain has no other responsibility other than to ensure the women show up for the evening.

Joe is the Ass Captain for the night since he met a group of girls on the Internet last night and they agreed to roll out with us.

by Epic909 March 28, 2004

65๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


ass backward

to do something the exact opposite way that any normal person would do it. to defy logic by carrying out an act with no hope of accomplishing anything purposeful.
purposely doing something wrong to prove a really stupid point.

he attemped the task in an ass backward's fashion, despite all indication from his friend that he was doing it wrong.

by marty767 September 24, 2006

60๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


grab assing

Fucking around with one or more other people, generally at work.

"You guys don't have time to be grab assing! Now get back to work, slackers!"

by pjdpete April 14, 2006

55๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


take it in the ass

To be on the receiving end of anal sex

Haha! You take it in the ass! Nya nya nya nya nya

by iopq November 12, 2003

95๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


clown-ass

an extremely unsavory individual whom tends to act stupid and talk loud to draw attention to him/herself as they're realitively unnoticed otherwise.

The buffoon over there screaming and drinking piss at the behest of everyone else is a clown-ass.

by icarus meltdown October 12, 2008

27๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž