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A man eating another mans ass, but not in a gay way.
- Hey bro, are you up for some ass eatin'?
- Hell naw, I ain't gay but I'm up for some bro chocolate.
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The act of consuming discharge following anal intercourse.
Oh Honey, your chocolate wine tastes heavenly!
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Oh man! I saw Bev's minge the other day, it was so dirty it looked like a chocolate growler!
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When you're taking a shit & shove a wooden stick in your butthole, then you yell "hahahahaha" like Woody Woodpecker
I went for a walk in the woods & gave myself a "chocolate woodpecker" just for kicks!
Jane was very happy after receiving a "chocolate woodpecker" from a friend in a bush
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When in a three-some, you ask two participants to face away from you and squat either side of your head. Each anus is at 'ear-level'. On a count of three, the participants then begin to defecate, and the trick is to try and get both stools to meet at the top of your head to create a set of "chocolate headphones."
Got lucky with two girls last night and I totally got a set of chocolate headphones. It's the best Christmas ever!
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When a woman/man while laying facedown spreads their butt cheeks while another individual defecates a solid turd into the opening of the cheeks. This creates the appearance of a chocolate hotdog which is carefully placed in-between two buns.
Robbie was lying on his stomach so I told him to spread his cheeks, and I gave him a chocolate hotdog. He loved it.
Sarah loves it when I give her a good ole chocolate hotdog. It gets her off!
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When you are in 69 position and you are eating a girl out, and your nose goes into her butt.
After I did the chocolate dip on Jane, my nose smelt like poo for hours.
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