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1. Chatting or gossiping with one or more persons while enjoying a piping hot cup of coffee.
2. The deep inner rumbling of the bowels that conveys an impending trip to the toilet by saying “We are about to blow!”Coffee talk commences about an hour or two after sucking down a few cups of the morning Joe.
Raylynn shared with me her first lesbian experience during our coffee talk. It was so hot I had to flick the bean when I got home.
My morning was sailing along perfectly until about 9:30 when the coffee talk hit. I was squeezing cheeks all the way to the shitter and barely made it before the morning’s mocha Java came pouring out.
this is a coffee mug but on a mug? Go buy one
i have a coffee mug that says Coffee mug.exe
When somebody really irritates you but you act really nice to them anyway, just to be polite. But then one day, you have a cup of coffee and get all hyped up and yell at them like there's no tomorrow. After that, you've burnt the bridge and you're dancing on the embers.
Danielle: Oh jesus, he sounds so annoying
Emily: I know right, but then I flipped out and it was a total coffee scenario. I feel so much better now.
when you hold your warm coffee close to you with two hands when it’s too hot to drink. this provides comfort and a brief moment of sanity
caleb: babe why are you holding your coffee like that
brielle: i needed a coffee cuddle while it cools down
An under-appreciated barista who has to deal with screaming, entitled Karens all day about over-complicated coffee orders.
Made popular by the first episode of the FOX TV series, Scream Queens
"My buddy Joe works as a coffee donkey at Starbucks. I feel bad for him."
Created when you’re so fucking high that you make cereal at 3am and accidentally pour hot coffee into it instead of milk, undoing the effects of the heroine you injected into your arm 4 hours prior, and fucking your tongue in the process.
Bruh, I finna make some COFFEE-CEREAL
*makes the cereal*
NOW FOR THE LAST TOUCH
*inserts dick*
BRUH MY PICKLE IS GONE BRUH!